by all the gods, help!!

I am trapped in a small welsh village full of old people, antiques and second hand book shops. I have managed to find a wireless singnal by climbing to the top of the tallest tower and making a ritual sacrifice of calculators to the Perfect Mind, and have just enough to send out a distress signal! Somebody, please cheer me up!

How did you end up there??? I feel bad for youuuu!!!

Here, hope this helps....

Heh, could be worse, you could be at work like me!

Where did you find him? I want everything he is wearing!

Quicksilver, what is our house rule for prescriptions to relieve any ailment?

Fire, and lots of it.

Fire is pretty :3

Fire, explosives and lasers fix everything regardless of whether or not it was broken to begin with

don't forget science. liberal doses of fire and science